Everquest II

Everything old is new again …

Posted on May 9, 2007. Filed under: celebrities, clever, computers, Cute, electronic, Everquest II, Humor, Jokes, language, parody, silly |

Or …

If Abbott and Costello lived long enough to “do” the Electronic Age


ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?
COSTELLO: Thanks. I’m setting up an office in my den and I’m thinking about buying a computer.
ABBOTT: Mac?
COSTELLO: No, the name’s Lou.
ABBOTT: Your computer?
COSTELLO: I don’t own a computer. I want to buy one.
ABBOTT: Mac?
COSTELLO: I told you, my name’s Lou.
ABBOTT: What about Windows?
COSTELLO: Why? Will it get stuffy in here?
ABBOTT: Do you want a computer with Windows?
COSTELLO: I don’t know. What will I see when I look at the windows?
ABBOTT: Wallpaper.
COSTELLO: Never mind the windows. I need a computer and software.
ABBOTT: Software for Windows?
COSTELLO: No. On the computer! I need something I can use to write proposals, track expenses and run my business. What do you have?
ABBOTT: Office
COSTELLO: Yeah, for my office. Can you recommend anything?
ABBOTT: I just did.
COSTELLO: You just did what?
ABBOTT: Recommend something.
COSTELLO: You recommended something?
ABBOTT: Yes.
COSTELLO: For my office?
ABBOTT: Yes.
COSTELLO: OK, what did you recommend for my office?
ABBOTT: Office.
COSTELLO: Yes, for my office!
ABBOTT: I recommend Office with Windows.
COSTELLO: I already have an office with windows! OK, let’s just say I’m sitting at my computer and I want to type a proposal? What do I need?
ABBOTT: Word.
COSTELLO: What word?
ABBOTT: Word in Office.
COSTELLO: The only word in office is office.
ABBOTT: The Word in Office for Windows.
COSTELLO: Which word in office for windows?
ABBOTT: The Word you get when you click the blue “W”.
COSTELLO: I’m going to click your blue “w” if you don’t start with some straight answers. What about financial bookkeeping? You have anything I can track my money with?
ABBOTT: Money.
COSTELLO: That’s right. What do you have?
ABBOTT: Money.
COSTELLO: I need money to track my money?
ABBOTT: It comes bundled with your computer.
COSTELLO: What’s bundled with my computer?
ABBOTT: Money.
COSTELLO: Money comes with my computer?
ABBOTT: Yes. No extra charge.
COSTELLO: I get a bundle of money with my computer? How can you do that?
ABBOTT: We just make a copy of Money and give it to you.
COSTELLO: Isn’t it illegal to copy money?
ABBOTT: Microsoft gave us a license to copy Money.
COSTELLO: They can give you a license to copy money?
ABBOTT: Why not? THEY OWN IT!

(A few days later)

ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?
COSTELLO: How do I turn my computer off?
ABBOTT: Click on “START”.

**Thanks to guildie Gkar for finding this gem!**

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Nice bits of EQII Machinima

Posted on April 26, 2007. Filed under: clever, Everquest II, Humor, Jokes, Movies, silly, utube |

Time To Kill



Let the Bodies Hit the Floor




Don’t Delete Me (A character’s plea w/a punchline)

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Tough Little Maze Game

Posted on April 10, 2007. Filed under: clever, Cute, Everquest II, games, Humor, Jokes, Movies, silly |

Thanks to Vixenn, an EQII guild buddy, I am able to share this fun little maze. You’ll want your sound on, it helps guide you through the maze.

Move your cursor toward the red square without touching the walls.

Ready to explore the maze?

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Just WHAT is EQII really about?

Posted on April 10, 2007. Filed under: Everquest II, games, Humor, Movies, Music, sex, VR worlds |

Well, I could tell you a lotta stuff, but I think this lil bit of machinima might make things clearer, quicker.

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Curadora the Fury hits level 70!

Posted on April 3, 2007. Filed under: Everquest II, games, jargon, VR worlds |

News at 11.

Or is that film at 11? hehehe

Here’s some screencaps:

Curadora Hits 70!

Fury Hawtness!

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