Quotables! Warning: Many NSFW

Chet Neurocam: Vagina junction, what’s your function? Takin’ in sperm, and spittin’ out babies!

Wendy Bouchard: i will keep you ass in mind from now on 😛

Diz Strangelove suddenly thinks of a dueling psychologist/ninja movie.
Diz Strangelove: I will call it Jung Fu Fighting.

Chet Neurocam: Unable to unmount Trinala. Device is busy.

Emilly Orr: Yep. Gets harder the longer you go.

Erasmus Margulis: When der Radiofurher says you must changenstream to listen to der overblabber und der bsintalkin, you Will DO IT!!! and what is more….you will like it.

Chet Neurocam comes out of the Tolkien closet

Chaos Priestman: My Father was a Leper. I like to think he left a bit of himself in each of us boys…

Nala Galatea asscones this song

Stroker: /me gives you the biz
Stroker Serpentine tucks ya in with a wet one

Weedy Herbst: Madame is unable to fake orgasm

FlipperPA Peregrine: Madame Maracas deserves more credit for her held that “a”s exist in the alpha-fuckin-bet.

Chet Neurocam: If you need some prim syphillis, let me know

Catherine Omega: 1 isn’t 0!
Madame Maracas: nope
Madame Maracas: esp. in binary
Catherine Omega: “It’s less zero than ever!”

Vertigo Paris: I tried to do a black leather thing. Didn’t work so well.

Stromko Perkins: Dang my Dwarf Fortress flooded while I was away, no idea how 🙂

(speaking about Tiny Empires)
Goedeke Messmer: My current speech for those who are taking it too seriously is … “you paid US$2 for a hud with virtual money you can’t cash out for L$. And L$ are imaginary as well, as is my avatar to whom my hud it attached. If I were to talk to a therapist about this, a new diagnostic code would have to be invented.”

Nala Galatea: I guess my ass knows no bounds

Munchflower Zaius: where the women have more penises than the men

David Valentino: I am so close to drunk..it’s like my drink muse is standing on the edge of a cliff with a red cape..taunting me..saying “Toro! Toro!”

Katt Kongo: Trin likes nice soft tits

Caroline Apollo: its easier to just ride someones butt

Sean Clancy: “I ache for the touch of your lips, dear, But much more for the touch of your whips, dear. You can raise welts Like nobody else, As we dance to the Masochism Tango. ”

Spammed to entire TE group:
K M: hi hun,can you help me plz i need more 77 linden to buy some skin plz if you have!!!TNX
Madame Maracas: hi hun I have no idea who you are and why you would think I’d give you Lindens for soemthing that’s not life or death nor of interest to me. kthnxbai
I sent her a LM to Ivory Tower, a lovely AR & muted!

Gadget Gobo: nobody NEEDS to hear muskrat love…some folks deserve it

Ineed Moore Groping

Fang Golem: thats the nicest thing a Hyena has ever said to me ^^

QUOTED from TE group chat:
Rox Arten: lord i so miss all the good stuff
Gaib Celt: LOL
wench Phaeton: intercepts the cat, packs it’s ass with candy, tosses it back to Boots and offers a pinata for the party
Brieanne Bomazi catches the kitty and hides it
Gaib Celt: lmaooo
Madame Maracas: talk about hidden candy!
Sibella Starbrook: that poor cat
wench Phaeton: that cat loves it!
Madame Maracas: did you stuff it with halloween corn candy?
wench Phaeton tosses MM a stick “take a wack n see”
Madame Maracas: I cant’ hit a puss that way
wench Phaeton sinks her teeth deeply into her bottom lip
Rox Arten: i swear my kids are out to keep me from the good conversations lol
Madame Maracas: omg have I lived so long …. stunned wench into silence?
wench Phaeton: Sooo many comments, sooo lil flesh
Madame Maracas: and none of them PG?

Suda Voom: nothing puts a damper on an evening like a scabbed penis

Lukas Thetan: short dicks are crying for me

Patio Plasma: Lithium lubricant

Patio Plasma: oooh Maddie was a great snag!

Munchflower Zaius: dun scare me like that

Chaos Priestman: He boned a chicken in 18 seconds.

Moira Stern: I have never before regarded waffles as a body part.

Sabin Linden: you can’t tell but i’m naked too
(at sim opening DJ’d by TriNala on 1/20/2007)

Madame Maracas: you regretting coming over here yet?
Haroldthe Burrel: nah
Madame Maracas: some nights Nala does Iron Ear selections it can get … interesting LOL
Haroldthe Burrel: Oh, I’d like to pour molten iron in my ears right now. Don’t get me wrong

Khime Mostel feels like he’s experiencing the audio equivalent of a train wreck… it’s horrible, but I keep listening anyway…

Phaylen Fairchild: I’d never be mean to my madame

Goedeke Messmer: “A chicken and a pig are opening a restaurant and need a name. The chicken says ‘What about “Ham and Eggs”‘. The pig replies ‘No, I would be committed but you would just be involved'”

Opal McCallen: lol. Smacking Maddie on the butt always sounds like fun.

Joppa Linden: Haedon.. if there’s a skirt.. go up

stpaulsub Clio: cuz She’s a boy Ms trin of course everything reminds her of her penis

Recidivist Sideways: Yeah, but the problem with leper parents is stability- they constantly fall apart under pressure.

Recidivist Sideways: I like my heroin like I like my women.
Munchflower Zaius: in a needle?
Recidivist Sideways: Illegal, harsh, and in an airtight plastic bag.

Ananda Sandgrain gets a front row seat for Trin’s pole

Nala Galatea: I’m trying to not picture Elvis poking out from inside a cunt with cheese craker crumbs on his mouth … oh shit….tooo late

Munchflower Zaius: I just want to touch em…

Bethsael Robbiani: can’t find your tera chute
Bethsael Robbiani: fall on my balls instead

Xugu Madison wants to see how many balls per second she can achieve. Erm. That sounded wrong.

Syanin Xevious: Miro gave me these for free the pubes that is lol

Caroline Apollo: wow sy you are quite huge.

Syanin Xevious: I shrunk for Lukas

Trinity Serpentine: i think i audably heard him pop a boner

Mukatsuku Yoshikawa: so the hamsters are going to have a good day tomorrow – having fabreeze sprayed around while getting dyed blue

Trinity Serpentine: I can’t believe I defiled my brother that way

Phaylen Fairchild:
you are the last woman I suspected of ever finding a dildo the size of a small skyscraper in her sim

Syanin Xevious: I was naked fishing with Madame

Cory Ondrejka: science is a harsh mistress

Sobriquet Kryakutnoy: Quick, somebody grab her ankles!
Sean Gorham hides Sy’s detachable penis.
Syanin Xevious: I don’t like where this si going. Or do I?

Persephone Paine: Oh Goodness..Floor dancing in a bustle LOL

Psyke Phaeton: news at 11: stroker cant get it up

Bethsael Robbiani had her Yatta cherry popped tonight

Lukas Thetan: Does SL count as porn??
Chet Neurocam: If you do it right

Haroldthe Burrel: Orca my ass. I’m a killer whale

Diz Strangelove: Hard alcohol. For when you need to be easy.

Lunden Charman is just one big Cock

Stromko Perkins: Omigod you’re corrupting the Flip, that’s like trying to give the Pope a handjob!

Xugu Madison: I ran into prince William’s security team once. I was wearing a dress. It’s a long story….

Syanin Xevious: Trins boots are going places inside spanky too. 00

Firestarter Flanagan: I’d love to have a king plowing my fields.

wench Phaeton: gots my wonder woman panties on today!

Lumpy Bamboo: sabotage is like cheese. Its unstable an you never know when its going to happen

Nala Galatea: Oscar the Grouch started off life as a cum sock and moved up from there…….
Chet Neurocam: The correct term is “jizz rag” … Crunchy toess
Nala Galatea: Frank Oz’s hand always had trouble coming out as it kept sticking to his hand pubes
Suda Voom: “ooooh, I’m sorry, I was looking for ‘cum sock.’ ‘cum sock’ is the answer we were looking for. Sorry.”

Diz Strangelove: Because, as you know, I never go anywhere if there isn’t going to be tail there.

Pendari Lorentz: I can put mine out =)

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